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fueledbytori: Every male should see this. Yeah but it happens that often you just get use to it. The horror of getting hit in the balls is that it can happen at anytime thus making the pain worse. It’s the intangibles here…. Ok I am full
bdsmafterthoughts: Oh dear. You are not looking happy. I am sad about that. (Sarcasm sometimes applies).
thetomska: totaloutrage: bc-: because things like this really happen. When women say “No”, men get angry. Proof that misandry is real. Only a woman who sincerely hates all men would reject such a perfect specimen.
Oh is THAT what it does? i am so silly, i thought feminism was about getting equal rights and equal pay? i have the lesbian part all sorted… next step: Destroy Capitalism! i am going to need to skip the next step after, i do not think God
That awkward moment when your sarcasm is so advanced people actually think you're stupid.
Protip: Always make time to mock the bigots
that-big-gay-impala: THE SARCASM IN THIS POST IN LETHAL
svtfoeheadcanons: Petition to have Marco actually slipping into Spanish in the show when he’s mad, nervous or arguing with someone. Because that would be the most adorable thing for some reason and we all need it to happen. daronnefcy
babiesandbones: ugly-bread: sliceofphan: patrickat:elliegalaxies:the-anti-fandom:littlezombiekid:the-uncensored-she:Women should NOT be forced to feed their babies in a bathroom, all because we live in a misogynistic, porn-warped society that’s been
Welp that’s great more bad stuff in my life just what i needed!! I really love existing!! it’s so great!!
tigerator: me: cute date idea! (activity that’s fun and enjoyable) tungle user A: make sure you get consent from the person that’s going to have to prepare an entire bag full of shit to even participate tungle user B: manipulation tactic, clearly
lumnch:Why does everyone on this site try to interpret everything you say in the exact way that will offend them lol not everyone does this!! omg!! lumnch confirmed rude girl!!
rasticore: blackmoonbabe: corvidquills: beeorchids: Who’s gonna break it to them that this was actually April’s original look @beeorchids how you formatted this post kinda makes it look like April is saying what you typed More black!April for
Wowee what an honorI was so afraid that, as a man, I wasn’t going to get the proper recognition and respect for my work…thanks! :))))
either this entire blog is sarcasm OR tumblr your blog recommendation bots are terriblewhat the shit tumblr
houseofabrasax: you know what I love about jupiter ascending [jamie you love everything about it look at your fucking blog–]anyway you know what I love about jupiter ascending that it is absolutely 100% totally okay to enjoy the space in it just because
punkfaery:punkfaery:anyway i think it’s really funny how this nsfw ban has played itself out. the staff has basically stopped trying to remove the porn and instead just blacklisted certain terms so that you can’t search for them, thus meaning that
im-sooo-changable: neraiutsuze: julieruin: my religion textbook said that sarcasm and irony are sins wow the british as a nation are just fucked well, i’ll see you all in hell
Never EVER. I don’t roll that way. ;)
nigiris: the fact that they took away important scenes for the understanding of eren and armin’s relationship and that they completely erased annie’s importance for eren as a mentor figure and her motivations to go bak home, re: her father, really
I’m so glad the writers of GOT went “Incestuous period sex? Nahhh, too graphic… you know what we need? Incestuous rape that wasn’t even in the books.”
luv when you make an important realization about yourself/transition and you realize it’s absolutely impossible for you given your career field.so you wallow and feel even more suicidal, which is impressive because you’ve been feeling that nonstop
sarcasm-is-a-way-of-life: colourmeastonished: mathpreacher: accidentally forgetting your earbuds at home is like accidentally leaving your first born child at the gates of hell if you think that’s bad, one time I was skimming stones and my thumb
akingintheshade:sweetheartpleasestay:underthe-eclipse:smiles-sunsets-and-sarcasm:That awful moment when you learn that this wasn’t scripted. That Will Smith’s character was actually supposed to brush off the whole thing, but Will’s father actually
captainimprobable: halfbloodkilljoy: kittaaaycat: omnommikey: ohshietnigguh: i-am-darrion: Why homosexuality should be banned. the sarcasm in this video is just perfect. Beautiful. The beauty of sarcasm at its finest. Instant oatmeal. So weird.
When you draw something and people ask you, 'Did you draw that?'
hey, adults.if you must reblog kink art (i don’t care if it doesn’t involve explicit sexual stuff! if the idea is that it’s meant to be kinky! aka there is a sexual context to the art!)of characters who are unequivocally childrencan
kparkerpr: @kparkerpr Oh yes, watching Lux and Natalie argue while there’s pregnancy hormones involved is entertaining. @AnnaBanks: is that sarcasm?
wehaveourdragons: itistimetodisappear: True history fact: Did you know that sarcasm was first introduced to the english language by the vikings?…I think we all know which viking
“you’re too young to have a herniated disk, are you sure it’s not something else?” maybe you’re right. I mean I’ve only had an MRI done and been to my doctor/the hospital multiple times. I’m only guessing that
Because I needed wonderful news this week … My wife’s grandmother - the only person in her youth that gave more than half a fuck about her and one of her favorite people in the world - has been deteriorating mentally from Alzheimer’s for the
Sarcasm is weird. Even not in acting, in life I feel like ‘sarcastic’ is a word that people use to describe me sometimes so when I meet someone, it’s almost like they feel like they have to also be sarcastic, but it can sometimes just come off as
People Who Understands Sarcasm Well Are Often Good At Reading People’s Mind. They Understand That The Other Has Something Else In Mind.
dadddydre: gayrubbish: gays are too much. i hate us this reporter had absolutely no clue how to respond to any of that 😂
every time I hear/see the word “rim” I automatically think of “rim-job" that’s the homosexual agenda. thanks alot, gay America.
Key and Peele are two of the biggest stars in comedy right now and they do it without making rape jokes, sexist jokes, homophobic jokes or racist jokes. HMMMMMMMMMMMMMM WONDER HOW THAT WORKS, COMEDY IS SUPPOSED TO BE OFFENSIVE AMIRIGHT??
alienmom: I ENJOY TRAINS?
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cloudywithachanceoffangirling: im-sooo-changable: neraiutsuze: julieruin: my religion textbook said that sarcasm and irony are sins wow the british as a nation are just fucked well, i’ll see you all in hell I’ll bring the tea
is that sarcasm I hear, Chrissy?
That awkward moment when your sarcasm is so advanced that people actually think your're stupid
this week actually felt sorta short. i guess a lot happened for me, maybe that’s why? I’m just glad that it’s finally the weekend. this week was just really weird. i was really tense the whole week and idk i feel like i still sorta am
i-am-satans-daughter: van-gogh-to-hell: sapienstevens: holy shit, tomorrow’s the first day of halloween, i’m so excited is that sarcasm or are we finally acknowledging that october is halloween always Halloween always
british-sarcasm replied to your post: btw look at the super cute Nocturne i … Just an FYI, Nocs and Imps are the same breed rarity, so you may end up with a nest of all Imps - it’s a 50:50 chance. i know that :3c never said i was breeding to
hussie did say nepjohn is the future of homestuck, i’ve taken to believing his sarcasm lately
sarcasm-and-more-sarcasm: So my friends found my tumblr and now that’s out the way there’s nothing holding me back lmao. Here you go.
sarcasm-is-free: sarcasm-is-free: soccer-mom-marie: I’m feeling cute with my piggy tales. Happy TT, @sarcasm-is-free LOVES you! ❤️❤️❤️ Now this pic is str8 up a-motherfucking-dorable! Give me food, coffee & Sexy Lexi…that’s all
fuuuunn!!!!!!! no job broken phone and a laptop that’ll break any moment :D life so fun and rewarding! omg its so nice to be me and soon homeless tooo so awesome :D who could have thougt life without mone could be nothing else bbut amazing. its so
HEY I’M HERE TO ROAST ON STEVEN UNIVERSE they didn’t fricking hire you as a storyboarder yet what kind of bs is that I demand a refund of the six thousand times I’ve watched Keystone Motel this is an ou tra ge
oh…that attitude, the wit and wisdom of Daria. When did MTV switch sides…I don’t think Daria would approve of most TV today. Teen Mom and Jersey shore would have given her a lot of material though. Too bad that smart tv shows are
3-apples: hayhay328: inlikealioness: tsamthepoet: The app is called ‘PhotoMath’. reblog to save a life I’d like to thank the creator of the app the person that reposted this of the A I’m about to get in math People are getting excited about
naked-yogi: Then there is clearly a humongous difference between you and I. I rarely do sarcasm, I rarely say anything I don’t mean. I’m not going to tell someone “you’re the best at this” regardless of what it is, because I know analytically,